A German woman married an American and lived with him in Virginia. She was not proficient in English and had problems when she went shopping. One day she went wanted to buy chicken legs. Unable to be understood, she clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher smiled and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The delighted butcher immediately understood. On the 3rd day, when she needed to buy sausages, she brought her husband to the store. Please scroll down. What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English.
Bruce Springsteen is joining the world's best Abba tribute band on their world tour, alternating which member he'll be performing as . . . . when they're playing in England he'll be Benny, and he is going to be Björn in the USA
