Yeah, the French. They're infamous for surrendering and waving the white flag, and so they built a massive arch right in the middle of Paris and called it the Arc of Triumph. Every time I pass it I assume it is a self-depreciating joke, right?
At Didleys Deals On Wheels, we put our clocks back every week of the year! Honest as a day is long ………… in Siberia.
The only reason I married my wife was because I thought she was a millionaire. But as it turns out she makes hats.......