My wife is slightly cold and wants the heating on, I'm quite warm and don't want the heating on. So we've compromised and put the heating on!!..
I discovered that you can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your anniversary!
I had a job interview today. I was told the wage is £8.50 per hour going up to £15.00 per hour in 3 months the guy asked me "When can you start? ” I replied "In 3 months"
I've been trying to open this old pepper grinder I found in an old fella's shed. I've tried WD40 to no avail. I think I'll try heating it over the gas cooker in the kitchen to see if that loosens things a bit. I'll let you know what it looks like once I've cleaned it up a bit. please log in to view this image
I was born a male. I identify as a male… But according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four
