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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I said to the girl in B&Q "what's the best thing for greasy ovens ?"

    She said "ammonia cleaner"

    I replied "sorry love, I thought you worked here....."
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 30, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'm starting a new job at the local church next week as a bell ringer.

    I'm going in tomorrow, so they can show me the ropes.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 30, 2023
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    If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing she'd be Whoopie Cushing
    If Isla Fisher married Barry White she'd be Isla White
    If Beyonce Knowles married Roy Castle she'd be Beyonce Castle
    If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she'd be Stevie Shatner Nicks
    If Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey, she'd be Carrie Oakey
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 3, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 4, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 4, 2023
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    I got mugged by six dwarves last night.

    ............Not Happy
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 4, 2023
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    My son took his first steps this morning.

    The window cleaner was furious......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 9, 2023
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