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Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Wherever

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    I’d dump her
     
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  2. Uber_Hoop

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    Yeah, probably a bit too trashy.
     
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    Not really, but she did admire one of my dumps.......<whistle>
     
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    I just put vodka in my petrol lawnmower as it was cheaper than petrol. Now my grass is half cut
     
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  7. Uber_Hoop

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    English lesson…

    Tsunami - T is silent
    Psychology - P is silent
    Knife - K is silent
    Honest - H is silent
    Wife - Husband is silent
     
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    My wife bet me £10 that I couldn't do a Butterfly impression.... I thought, that's got to be worth a little flutter
     
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    Be careful buying stuff on ebay. I ordered a Puffer fish....... and they sent me a Haddock with Asthma.
     
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    A mate was going on holiday to Spain and doesn't have that much luck with the ladies and asked what he could do to improve his chances, I said 'when you've got your Speedos on pop a couple of jersey royals into them you'll be amazed at the glances from the ladies and should be onto a winner oh and take a couple of pictures and show me when you're back'.....on returning I said ' well all systems go then'...not really he replied and showed me the pictures I said FFS you were supposed to put them in the front '
     
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    I was rubbing an old lamp earlier when a genie popped out and granted me a wish. I asked him to make me irresistible to all women.
    B*stard turned me into a pair of shoes!
     
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