A couple of oldies..... Been reading an interesting book called "How to Swim the English Channel". It was written by Frances Near My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo? I said he's just a poor boy from a poor family........
As I stood at the bus stop having a smoke, I was surprised to see the bus leaving before its scheduled time. I could've sworn I put the f*cking handbrake on