None of that Valentines ****e round here. House is always full of flowers, there's still chocolate left over from Xmas and she got a new iron a month ago.
Morning all. Went to see that Placido Domingo last night, he was a right miserable twat. They don't like you joining in do they?
When that fat granny from Hull gets up pissed to do Karaoke in Benidorm. please log in to view this image