I see David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford and been given a shirt number. The manager said, 'Wear four out there Romeo'
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. – Eat your broccoli! – says the mother. – No! – exclaims the boy. The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear. The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room. – What did you tell him? – I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn’t grow. The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can. – What was that for? – he asks, confused. – FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!
