The Geography of a Woman as she ages: Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business . Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia. Ruled by a pair of nuts!
My wife and I have the secret to a long and happy marriage. We go to a nice restaurant twice a week , have a glass of wine , and a lovely meal.... She goes Tuesday's and I go Friday's...
I was in a queue at a newsagents and there was a little girl wanting to buy a cream egg and it was the last one. She offered it to the rest of the queue but everyone refused. The egg was 70p but she only had 48p. "It's my favourite and they taste really nice" the shopkeeper replied " sorry but it costs 70p" . So I stepped forward and paid for the egg. She was right it tasted really nice.
