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Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Ah, a telepathic joke, eh?

    Awesome!

    Got any more? :)
     
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  3. Uber_Hoop

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    That was uncalled for.
     
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    Didn't realise that John Aldridge was on the bins now!
     
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  6. Flanman

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    I thought it was John Wayne!
     
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    Had to read that twice
     
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    Would have liked it anyway uber
     
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    But I still had to read it twice
     
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    I had to twice read both of your posts saying you had to read my one post twice.
     
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  14. Uber_Hoop

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    Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night........
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I saw a sign on a friends door which read : "Beware of the budgie"
    I said: `That won't scare off anybody "
    " Oh, yes it will, " he said." It whistles for the rottweiler "
     
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