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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    I just played Monopoly 'Southampton Edition.'

    The car had it's wheels missing......
     
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    A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A police officer was approaching , thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse."
    As he got closer, it became apparent that she really WAS hanging out. When the officer came face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you aware that I could arrest you for indecent exposure?"
    "Why, officer?" the woman asked.
    "Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."
    The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "OMG, I left the baby on the bus!"
     
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    536 years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming
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    thats me ****ed on at least five counts
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    Sadly I can beat five
     
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    youre not a lying drunkard with a potty mouth porn loving pothead who loves sport gaming and a bit of adultery are you
     
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