Wife: "Why can’t you treat me like you did when we were courting?" So her husband took her to the cinema, then onto a lovely meal, kissed her then dropped her off at her parents.
The wife is singing in the house. I’m sat out in the garden so the neighbours can see I’m not killing her.
Why do people use the phrase “I slept like a baby”? Does that mean they wake up every 2 hours, **** themselves and scream for food ?
