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    A Man decided to join the church and become a monk. He went to his new home and the head monk told him that in order to dedicate his life to the church he had to take a vow of silence, but he would be allowed 2 words every 7 years. The man agreed and began his new life. 7 years passed and the head monk said "You have done very well my son I shall now grant you 2 words."
    "Food cold" replied the monk. "Sorry" said the head monk, "I shall have to sort that out for you as soon as possible."
    Another 7 years pass and again he is granted 2 words.
    "bed hard" he said.
    "I'm really sorry" says the head monk, "I'll fix that for you right away."
    Another 7 years pass and the head monk says "You have served us well and I'm happy to grant you another 2 words"
    "I quit!" replied the monk.
    "Good" said the head monk, "You've done nothing but moan since you got here......"
     
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    "Doctor, I think I may have ADHD I can't remember where I parked my Ford."

    "That's not how ADHD works. "

    "I keep losing my Focus. "
     
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    I said "no comment " all the way through the police interview.
    I didn't get the job.
     
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    It’s been a strange day today.
    First I found a hatful of money.
    Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar
     
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    My room mate says I'm schizophrenic.
    The joke's on him; I don't have a room mate.
     
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