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    Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''England football team'' ! . . .

    Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage.

    There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another four fkn years before it happens again!
     
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    I was eating a burger when a lady come by with a salad. She said you know that a cow died so you could eat that. I said if you weren't eating all its food it probably wouldn't have
     
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    I am starting a protest tomorrow.
    "Fat Lives Matter"
    Meeting at McDonald's at 10
    KFC at 11
    BurgerKing at 12
    Gregg's at 1
     
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    Who said that Men can't multitask, after some practice I can now listen to the wife and ignore her at the same time !
     
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    Has anyone got a spare conspiracy theory? All mine have turned into conspiracy facts.
     
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    I told my wife, that I had a thing for Beyonce.
    She said, "whatever floats your boat."
    I said; "No, that's buoyancy."
     
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    Called the paranoia helpline.
    The man on the other end of the phone said;
    "How did you get this number!"
     
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    with a forklift
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