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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    I’ve named the spider in my living room “Cotton Eye Joe” as there are two things I need to know.

    1. Where did it come from?

    2. Where did it go?
     
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    Got arrested by the police for playing Englebert Humperdinck records too loud all night.
    Police released me, let me go.
     
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    The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
    "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
    "Good. What comes after three."
    "Four," answers Johnny.
    "What comes after six?"
    "Seven."
    "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
    "A Jack," said Johnny.
     
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    Quick animal fact.
    Most bobcats aren't called Bob
     
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