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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    2 Irish men on an old air base have been told to measure the height of a flag pole, while they are scratching there chins, an English man walks by and asks if he can help . The Irish men ask him how he would measure it .

    He goes away brings back a spanner and unbolts the pole. Lays it down and measures it. The Irish men burst out laughing and say .You daft sod , we need the height not the length .
     
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    Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

    Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a
    person’s walk, and the result was staggering.

    I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good
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    Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

    What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

    Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
     
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    Can we all spare a moment to think about those poor children suffering from Silent Tourettes Syndrome

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    Girl: "Come Over"

    Guy: "I'm coming over"

    Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over..."
     
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    "I hear your husband just died?"
    "Yes, it was very sudden".
    "Did he have time for any last words?"
    "He did indeed. He said, 'Yes, your bum does look big in that'!".
     
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