I was in my garden today and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?” “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!” Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
Just had two police officers come up to me outside Aldi. They asked me the following questions: "Are you familiar with the letters HB?" I said, "no i'm not" "How about LS?" "No" "What about JD?" I said, "hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?" They said, "no, these are just initial enquiries.