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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    The Ghia has some lovely curves
     
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    A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a
    slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'
    He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
    this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'
    At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'A bowl of
    soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'
    He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'
    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you
    like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
    rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'
    He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra....I'm
    still not hungry.'
    'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.'
     
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    Cracking chassis.
     
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    "And then the little twat said "Can I still keep the uniform and medals though Nan?"
    I told him to **** off obviously,
    you should have seen his face!!


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    The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
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