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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.
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To encourage me to eat when i was young my mother would put food on a spoon and say "here comes the train, here comes the train".
It always worked because she wouldn't untie me from the track until i'd eaten it!
Grandad: 'I bought a BMW off one of the Kray's once.
Me: 'What reg?'
Grandad: 'No, Ronnie I think'.
What are the Dalek's favourite trees ?
YEW, WILLOW, BAY
Wooperts, I've noticed a serious decline in your joke quality recently... Your Octopus gag and now this. Please sort it out.
My sincerest apologies Surrey Whereabouts do you live in Surrey ? I was born, and lived in New Malden until I was 11.
I rather liked the Dalek joke. One of the few on here that I can tell the grandkids!
“Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.”
Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
I called the coastguard told them I had fallen out of my boat into the ocean.
They said "Can you be more Pacific"
I saw someone waving at me the other day but I wasn’t sure if they were waving at me or someone else so I ignored them.
In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction!
I mean, it's not that hard......