Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

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    To encourage me to eat when i was young my mother would put food on a spoon and say "here comes the train, here comes the train".

    It always worked because she wouldn't untie me from the track until i'd eaten it!
     
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    Grandad: 'I bought a BMW off one of the Kray's once.

    Me: 'What reg?'

    Grandad: 'No, Ronnie I think'.
     
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    What are the Dalek's favourite trees ?

    YEW, WILLOW, BAY
     
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    Wooperts, I've noticed a serious decline in your joke quality recently... Your Octopus gag and now this. Please sort it out.

    Regards
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    My sincerest apologies Surrey <ok> :emoticon-0142-happy:) Whereabouts do you live in Surrey ? I was born, and lived in New Malden until I was 11.
     
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    I rather liked the Dalek joke. One of the few on here that I can tell the grandkids!
     
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    “Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.”

    Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
     
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    I called the coastguard told them I had fallen out of my boat into the ocean.

    They said "Can you be more Pacific"
     
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    I saw someone waving at me the other day but I wasn’t sure if they were waving at me or someone else so I ignored them.

    In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
     
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    Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction!


    I mean, it's not that hard......
     
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