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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.
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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her stammerer's action group, with an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, George," said the speech therapist, "who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
“That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy?”
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "London".
“Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said.."-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry...".
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A priest and a pilot were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates for St Peter.
St Peter had a brief chat with the pilot then gave him a gold halo and he entered heaven. Then St Peter moved onto the priest and gave him a wooden halo.
"Why does he get a get a gold halo whilst I only get a wooden one?" asked the priest.
"It's easy." St Peter replied "We reward by results. When you preached everyone fell asleep whereas when he flew everyone prayed."