I rang my mate Stan this morning and his wife answered: "I wanted to wish you and Stan a good holiday," I said. "You fly from Gatwick tomorrow, don't you?" She said, "Stansted." "Blimey," I said, "he seemed absolutely fine in the pub last night."
At our local chippy, they still use old newspaper to wrap up their fish and chips. Yesterday I got a plaice in the sun......
Just been on the Weightwatchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
