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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and the male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
    However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
    She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
    Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
    After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
    I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.
    "Do you think that will work?" she asked.
    "Just worked for me." he replied.
     
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    Newcastle take over deal falls over.
    Ashley pockets $17 million deposit.
    You couldn’t make it up.
     
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    A drunk staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the confession box and said nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the drunk remained silent. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

    "It's no use knocking, mate" said the drunk. There's no paper in this one either!".
     
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    Start my new job at the glue factory tomorrow......just hope I can stick it out.
     
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    My friend was injured recently when someone threw a bunch of herbs in his face.

    He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.
     
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