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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Do the French eat snails because they don't like fast food?
     
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    A man told the doctor : "My wife's pregnant, but we haven't
    had sex in over a year. I don't understand it." The doctor said : "It's what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy."
    “What's a grudge pregnancy?" asked the man.
    The doctor replied : "Well, somebody's obviously had it in
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    I had to call Sky TV's complaints department after signing up for their upgrade sports and film package. When the customer service officer asked what the problem was I explained that instead of the expected shiny new Sky Box all I got was a sheet of A4.

    She said I'd got what I asked for......




    Sorry about this one





    I mean really sorry





    She said......




    "It's paper view"
     
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    I went to a meeting of the World Wildlife Fund

    The attempt at social distancing was Pandamonium....
     
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    One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
    At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
    The girl leaned over and said:

    “Burrr… gurrr… King.”
     
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    I feel like I'm on the way to kicking my obsession with forestry, but my psychiatrist says I'm not out of the woods yet.
     
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    Buckingham Palace have advertised for a gas engineer who can also walk the dogs...

    Must be corgi registered.
     
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