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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.
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Start my new job tomorrow.
I travel around Circuses and Fairs to tell the owners when their coconut stalls are getting too old.
I'm the shy retiring type.
Decided to part with my blow up doll.
Do you think I should let her down gently?
There were three native Indian women. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant.
The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
These are getting worse.
Keep them coming though.
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and Greta Thunberg. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Dr Fauci says “I need one! I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is Covid-19!” He takes one and jumps. The Pope says “I need one! I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is Covid-19!” He takes one and jumps. Donald Trump says ‘‘I need one! I’m the smartest man in the USA!” He takes one and jumps. Hillary Clinton says to Greta Thunberg, "You take the last parachute. My public life is over and yours has only begun.” Greta Thunberg says ... "Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my backpack."
Cheers ! Nice of you to say that
The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.
It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week
Those Space X lads aren’t due back for a while.
Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.