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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    My boss rang me at 8am this morning asking where I was

    Me "I'm in Brighton - been here since 6am"

    Boss "Why?"

    Me "Last thing you said to me yesterday was I want you in Brighton early tomorrow"
     
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    While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
    "I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

    She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

    "That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

    "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

    Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
     
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    My daughter's pet lamb died today.

    The grieving process was delicious.
     
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    People see me as having Dyslexia - I see myself as having sex daily.
     
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