Just been in Morrisons. Saw a fella whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!! I called him a selfish c**t, gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he should be f*cking ashamed of himself! He said: “That’s all good but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?” ....
I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More
Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordnance survey map, a nice hand carved walkin stick & a rucksack. Then I went up to the Peak District, walked for about 5 miles stopped, sat on a stone wall, had a flask of coffee, then I walked another 5 miles, had a biscuit & then I... ...oh, sorry, I'm rambling!!
Greggs have announced plans to start a delivery service using drones. All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me.
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!” I think it was Farmer Geddon.