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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    What a bunch of ****a's.......

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    I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings'. Apparently Gollum was once a normal man. But wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in his life. Must be the same ring I put on when I got married.
     
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    When you get in from a sesh at 6am and have work at 7:30....

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    Tracy Brabin MP

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    @TracyBrabin


    Hello. Sorry I don’t have time to reply to all of you commenting on this but I can confirm I’m not....
    A slag
    Hungover
    A tart
    About to breastfeed
    A slapper
    Drunk
    Just been banged over a wheelie bin.

    Who knew people could get so emotional over a shoulder...

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    https://twitter.com/LawrenceDovey/status/1224392150416351235…
     
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    My wife threatened to leave me due to my extreme sexual fetishes... I said, "Fine, just slam the door on my cock on your way out!"
     
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