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    I'm emotionally constipated.

    I haven't given a s*it in days.
     
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    I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay.

    She said she didn't have time.
     
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    My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic.

    I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
     
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    In deference to a changing climate , three pop bands have decided to change their names.

    Mildplay , Slush Patrol , and Drought Drought Drought.
     
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    My poor mate is in Hospital with food poisoning.

    He mistook a Daffodil bulb for a Shallot and ate it.

    Doctors say he'll be out in the Spring!
     
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    "Hello everyone and welcome to the plastic surgery anonymous group.....

    I see there are a lot of new faces here tonight !"
     
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    i wonder what song she was singing that it made her cry so much?

    3174C0D5-8BED-4AEC-9F4E-F94D5CB07D8F.jpeg
     
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