Listening to the news on the way in this morning and there were a group of refugees tearfully telling their stories; the gutted buildings, abandoned and screaming children, drugs being sold everywhere, and militant fanatics taking control and dictating all aspects of life. "If this gets any worse, we'll have to leave Birmingham," sobbed Abdul.
I"m having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason. The vet replied " Muzzle "im? " No, I said- I think he"s an atheist.
