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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    A young monk arrives at the monastery. He isassigned to helpingthe other monks in copying the old canonsand laws of the church, byhand.
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    Henotices, however, that all of the monks arecopying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
    So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to questionthis, pointingout that if someone made even a smallerror in the first copy, itwould never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in allofthe subsequent copies.

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    The head monk, says, "We have been copyingfrom the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

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    Hegoes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the originalmanuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vaultthat hasn'tbeen opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.
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    So,the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He seeshim banging his head against the wall and wailing.
    "Wemissed the
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    We missed the
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    We missed the bloody
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    Hisforehead is all bloody and bruised and he iscrying uncontrollably.
    The young monk asks the old Abbot,"What's wrong, father?"
    Witha choking voice, the old Abbot replies,
    "The word was ....
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    CELEBRATE!"
     
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    A fascinating piece of classic western film trivia for you...

    Apparently, six of the Magnificent Seven filmed an after shave commercial at Anfield.

    Why only six, I hear you ask?

    Because Yul never wore cologne.

    :)
     
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    Chili powder is not an acceptable substitute for baby powder.

    I know that now.
     
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    Latest offering from the Poet Laureate.........

    • Spider spider on the wall,
    • You think you're smart, you know fcuk all,
    • You've climbed a wall that's just been plastered,
    • And now you're stuck you stupid bastard.
     
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