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    These Government cut backs to our armed forces - are really taking the piss now.......

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    After finding 3 mars bars , 2 snickers , and 4 packets of m+m's

    I realised i wasn't cut out to be a bounty hunter.........
     
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    Oops...

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    The far-right Boris reviews his chlorinated hate chickens before unleashing them on an unsuspecting British public.
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    A bloke from Barnsley goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue of mi pet whippet?"
    The goldsmith says 'of course I can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
    The man replies :"Nay ye daft lad....' chewin' a bone'll do fine."
     
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    • An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar.
    • The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
    • "Y"ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame.
    • Why, in Glasgow there"s a wee bar called McTavish"s.
    • Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
    • "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
    • "Ahhh, that"s nuttin," said the Irishman.
    • "Back home in Dublin there"s O"Driscoll"s Bar.
    • Now, the moment you set foot in the place they"ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
    • Then, when you"ve had enough drinks, they"ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
    • "Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
    • "Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
     
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    • I hear that the credit crunch is even affecting fairgrounds.
    • My friend's a dodgems operator and he lost his job this morning.
    • He's suing for funfair dismissal.
     
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