I walked into a Chemist and asked to talk to a Male Pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only Pharmacist and since she and her Sister owned the shop, there were NO Male employees. She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male Pharmacist.?? She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism. I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So, I was wondering what you could give me for it”..??? The Pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my Sister.” When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and here’s the absolute best we can do :- • Free room and board, • 1/3 ownership in the business, • a Company Car, • a King Size Bed, and • £2,000 a month in Living Expenses.