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    Men with big penises are 85.9623858484% more likely to come up with stupid statistics.
     
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    It was such a tough area where I was brought up.

    My first job was as a rear gunner on a milk float.
     
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    It is an interesting fact that pigeons die almost immediately after sex.

    Well the one I f***ed did.
     
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    • I was in the shopping centre this morning when a man approached me, collecting for Alzhiemer's.

    • I said, "I've already given - don't you remember?"
     
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    • What have Stamford Bridge and space got in common?

    • Loads of stars and no atmosphere.
     
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    I looked out of my window in horror tonight as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist...

    I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through"...

    A man at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"...?

    I said, "No, that's my Pizza"...
     
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    Always remember, there are 3 sorts of people in life
    There are those that can count
    and those that can't
     
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    Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
    Usually she slept through the class.
    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
    'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
    When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
    'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..
    A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
    But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.
    Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
    And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep..
    The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
    Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
    'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
    half!'
    The nun fainted !
     
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    Can you believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger is 71?

    His new catchphrase is 'Ow me back!'
     
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