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    Just got the missus a new bag and a new belt for Christmas. She'll be made up...
    The hoover's as good as new now!
     
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    My wife reckons she's 'staying dry in January'.

    Fat chance with a hunk like me knocking round the house.
     
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    I once knew a Swiss woman who could open a bottle in her cleavage, take a stone from a horses hoof with her finger and take a screw out with her thumb

    She was a Swiss Army Wife
     
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    My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.
    I watched it all unfold.
     
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    What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

    The letter F ...
     
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    • I asked my deaf/mute neighbour to stop parking his car on my drive.

    • He got quite angry, you should have seen the language.....
     
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    The BBC are always rejecting my sitcom ideas. Now they don't like three female cops dealing with crime in Lancashire.

    I had such hopes for Chorley's Angels...
     
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    I was having a quiet drink in the pub when two Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them.said it would be like winning the lottery,

    They were right we had 6 matching balls
     
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