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    I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home.
    She smiled and said yes.



    The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard.
     
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    What do Manchester City and Princess Diana have in common?

    They both got done over by the Palace!
     
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    I got a Womble pepper grinder for Christmas.

    It's rubbish.

    Everything is either underground or overground.
     
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    My stupid dog ate all the christmas tree lights, I took him to the vet and they assured me they could whip them out in an hour.

    I gave him a little cuddle to reassure him, and his little face lit up.......
     
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    Whenever I've been to a funeral all I got was some sandwiches and a drink.

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    • Think it"s fantastic how the Chinese can now say they've sent an astronaut into space.

    • He's been officially named as Moon-Lan-Din.
     
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    • My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.
    • Today my wife asked for a "perm".
    • The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
     
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