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    Waiter, waiter! There’s a hair in my soup...
     
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    A group of Arizona bikers were riding on the US-93 heading South when they came to the Hoover Dam where they saw a girl about to jump to her death.

    So they stopped their bikes and George, their 53 year-old burly leader, got off and made his way through the throng of gawkers, and passed the State Trooper who had been despatched to talk the girl down, and stopped near to where the girl was standing.

    George looked up at her and said “Watchca babe .... what you doing up there in that railing?”

    “I’m going to kill myself ...” she tearfully responded.

    Whilst he didn’t want to appear to be sensitive, George also didn’t want to miss the opportunity to ‘be a legend.’

    “Hey honey babe, why don’t you give old George here your best last kiss before you jump?”

    So, without hesitation, she leaned back over the railings and gave George a long lingering kiss, quickly followed by an even longer and better smacker.

    After they breathlessly finished, George was given the thumbs-up from his fellow bikers, and even the State Trooper gave a nod of approval.

    “Wow, Honey, that’s the best kiss I’ve ever had. That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts.”

    “You could be famous if you joined our band of bikers.”

    “Why do you want to kill yourself?” asked George

    “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

    It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.....
     
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    I had my 5 year old nephew try on a dress because he might be trans and he should get to explore gender fluidity.
    But he kept shouting, "I don't like dresses! Dresses are for girls!"
    What a transphobic little ****.
     
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    I wonder what our parents did to kill the boredom before the internet?

    I asked my 26 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either......
     
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    Just off to the toilets in Wetherspoons!
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