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Woman rings the local paper to ask about an obituary for her recently deceased husband. The lady on the phone says what would you like to say ? She said "My dear loving husband of 45 years Frederick has passed away, sadly missed by his loyal loving wife Rose and the children Daisy and James". The lady on the phone says "That’ll be £25". Rose replied "£25 ! How does that equate ?". The lady replies "It’s a pound a word". Rose then said "Oh I see, could you change it ?“ Yes what would you like ?” "Could you put Fred’s dead, Mondeo for sale...... “
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Ford showroom and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "£37,000."; MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Jane and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £570,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £550,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra twenty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
I phoned my boss on his mobile number this morning, and said, "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." "What?" he answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "It's 5 o' clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?" "You tell me," I replied. "You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!"
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Me and my wife have an open relationship. She opens my Wallet, my Mail and my Phone. please log in to view this image
