As it's a Bank Holiday Monday I've just come back from DFS with 4 Sofas, 3 Dining Tables and 18 chairs! Well they might not have another sale!
I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a ****ty estate and surviving on benefits. It's called "Alice in Sunderland".
I went to see a faith healer last night. I wasn’t expecting much as I don’t believe in that sort of thing. I was right though, he was awful. It was so bad, even the guy at the front in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
