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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    As it's a Bank Holiday Monday I've just come back from DFS with 4 Sofas, 3 Dining Tables and 18 chairs!

    Well they might not have another sale!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 27, 2018
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    Apparently, that Gorilla glue makes perfect women's Lipstick!
     
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    I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a ****ty estate and surviving on benefits.

    It's called "Alice in Sunderland".
     
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    capitalism at work
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    I went to see a faith healer last night. I wasn’t expecting much as I don’t believe in that sort of thing. I was right though, he was awful.

    It was so bad, even the guy at the front in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
     
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    I went shopping at Lidl, so I'm having ordinary K for breakfast tomorrow morning.
     
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