Just failed my driving test. The examiner asked, "What sign would you expect to see on a narrow country lane?" Apparently, "Summer Fayre, next Saturday at the village hall" is the wrong answer.
As it's Yorkshire Day today, I'll share one of my favourite Yorkshire jokes with you. A guy from Leeds goes to the vets. Vet says, "I hear you've got a problem with your cat?" "Aye, I ave" the guy replies. "Is it a tom?" the Vet asks? "No", the man says, "I've brought it with me."
For goodness sake, it's 2018... Surely we should have closed the #genderpaygap between all 9,630 genders by now?!
Another utterly crap birthday party at my brother's house yesterday. I know he's a Bomb Disposal Technician, but does it really take 4 hours to open each present?
