An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery. The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me." The Irishman replied, "That's just simple thievery, I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results." The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick. The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked 2 more times and after eating them again the owner says, "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?" The Irishman then said, "Look in the Englishman's pockets."
George Bush is being giving his daily briefing, he is told that yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That"s terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally he looks up with a devastaded expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
I think they should bring back hanging, and we should be able to watch it live on TV. They could call it The Noose at 10!
