While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into her ample cleavage, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled bill from her and smiled approvingly.. Then she asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh...no, I haven't." he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...and pulled out a crumpled Fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?" He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation. She said, "Check the garage."
I heard the man who invented the TV remote passed away. They found him at home in between the couch cushions.
A friend of mine was unfairly sacked whilst working on the bumper cars at the local fair. He’s taking them to a tribunal for funfair dismissal......
I pulled a gypsy girl last night. She asked me if I'd like to go back to hers for some fun. She wasn't joking. 2 goes on the dodgems, waltzer and ghost train plus I went home with 3 goldfish.
