A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?" The ginger says "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold" The genie looks at him and says "don"t be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? that"s impossible. pick something else." So the ginger says "I want everyone to stop taking the piss out of my hair colour" The genie says "so this mansion, you want en suite bathrooms?"
How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the f*cking BBQ.
