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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    My wife is going to the hairdressers today.

    For the next few hours I’ll be practising my reaction.
     
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    Tell that Donald Trump geezer to feck off home......
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    I bought a U2 sat nav last week, what a load of rubbish.

    The streets have no names, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for........
     
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    My family have left me because of my obsession with horse racing.

    And they’re off.......
     
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    A parachutist is taking part in a charity free fall parachute jump ,he jumps out and is plummeting towards the ground pulls his main chute nothing ! Panicking pulls his reserve, nothing , looking around him he sees a guy rocketing skywards passed him , his clothes are smoking and he's all burnt and scorched ,the parachutist shouts to him " oi mate do you know anything about parachutes ?"

    The guy replies " no mate, do you know anything about gas cookers ?"
     
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    Bring back old jokes from our childhood on here..! 80's and earlier please. I'll start with an old classic..
    " How do you make a Venetian blind "

    Poke him in the eye :)
     
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    surreyhoop, Jul 14, 2018
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