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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    The last time Germany were knocked out of the World Cup at the group stage was in 1938.
    Lets hope they dont take it as badly this time!
     
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    Interesting Thoughts on the aging of the genders...…..

    Geography Of A Woman

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    Between 16 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
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    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

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    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

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    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

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    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

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    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.

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    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.



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    After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

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    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

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    THE END.
     
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    F*cking hate public toilets when you go in and a vegan has left a floater!

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    Can't believe the Weight Watchers website asks me to accept cookies......
     
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    They presumably welcome careful divers.
     
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    Muff is a small village on the banks of the Foyle estuary in Donegal Ireland and yes it has a diving club...
     
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    An Irish boy stood crying at the side of the road.
    A man asked him,“What's wrong?”
    The boy said, “Me ma is dead.”

    “Oh bejaysus," the man said.

    “Do you want me to callFather O'Riley for you?”

    The boy replied, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
     
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