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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Finally, the 2018 edition of "Understanding Women" has been released. Vol. 2 follows shortly.

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    Pub door worker in Benidorm says to lads on stag do:

    "Come in and see Sticky Vicky"

    Lads "what does she do"

    Doorman “she does tricks with her cvnt "

    Lads "what, like Debbie McGee?"
     
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    • Teacher asks the kids in her class what their fathers did for a living.
    • "Mary, what does your dad do?"
    • "He"s a doctor, miss."
    • "Joe, what does your dad do?"
    • "He"s a pilot, miss."
    • "Billy, what"s your dad do?"
    • "My dad"s dead, miss."
    • "Oh Billy, I"m so sorry............what did he do before he died?"
    • "He turned purple, farted and fell on the dog, miss."
     
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    That’s Poland out of the World Cup then.

    As a mark of respect all car washes will be closed in the UK for three days of mourning.
     
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    Just baking some cakes....... :emoticon-0107-sweat

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    Just baking some cakes........:emoticon-0107-sweat

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    A bit of advice to the Uruguay World Cup team after their 3-0 win over Russia, don't drink the tea or touch the door handles.
     
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    This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the next England v Belgium game Thur 28th June. He paid £300 each including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

    It's at West London Registry Office at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'8", about 8 stone, very pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Contact me for more details.
     
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    Funny set of rules...........You're not allowed to cycle, but you are allowed to injure a young child or elderly person........

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    What a knob <doh>
     
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    Luis Suarez foot ?

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    Steve Bruce poses in Aston Villa's home kit for the 2018/19 season

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