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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    The joint Devon & Cornwall music festival has been cancelled.

    Organisers could not agree if The Jam or Cream should be on first......
     
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    I'm not saying it's rough where I live, but Aldi are selling Father's Day cards in packs of 5 !!
     
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    Scotland players ready for the World Cup.....

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    My new girlfriend has just seen me in Asda stacking up boxes of washing powder.

    She screamed "You lying toad - you told me you were a pilot in the Red Arrows".

    I said "No I didn't....I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team".
     
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    Just heard the official song for England women's football world cup team.

    Steam irons on a shirt.
     
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    Aren't people funny.

    Walk into a library and start screaming and everyone tells you to stop it......but do it on an aeroplane and everyone joins in......
     
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    I decided to write a list of top ten reasons why I procrastinate

    1)
     
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    Should be called the NambyPambulance.
     
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    Polish football fans on a rampage in Moscow. Police say over 300 cars have been washed, waxed and hoovered
     
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