1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

Page 207 of 839
  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,485
    Likes Received:
    215,197
    "Donald, for the LAST TIME, was it you who put superglue on this table?"
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4121
    kiwiqpr, Jun 11, 2018
    Uber_Hoop, UTRs and Wooperts_duck like this.
  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,485
    Likes Received:
    215,197
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4122
    kiwiqpr, Jun 11, 2018
    Uber_Hoop, Wooperts_duck and UTRs like this.
  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    14,385
    Likes Received:
    9,125
    A Mr Whippy Ice Cream van driver was found dead in the back of his van covered in strawberry sauce, hundreds & thousands and chocolate flakes. Police think he topped himself.
     
    #4123
    GroveRanger, Jun 12, 2018
    Uber_Hoop, Wooperts_duck, UTRs and 1 other person like this.
  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4124
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 12, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, Hoop-Leif, Uber_Hoop and 1 other person like this.
  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    Trump/Kim summit declared a failure after neither leader manages to solve the conundrum:

    please log in to view this image
     
    #4125
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 12, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, Uber_Hoop, Eamon Holmes and 1 other person like this.
  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    I married a real trophy wife

    The names of the previous winners are all tattooed on her arse........
     
    #4126
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 12, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, Uber_Hoop and kiwiqpr like this.
  7. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    17,950
    Likes Received:
    27,125
    489ECAF8-E772-4F8D-8B64-6BFAAC7B4764.jpeg
     
    #4127
    Uber_Hoop, Jun 12, 2018
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  8. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    17,950
    Likes Received:
    27,125
    E5F3336A-EFFF-483B-9286-B1AAAF545909.jpeg
     
    #4128
    Uber_Hoop, Jun 12, 2018
    Hoop-Leif, Wooperts_duck and kiwiqpr like this.
  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,485
    Likes Received:
    215,197
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4129
    kiwiqpr, Jun 12, 2018
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  10. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    17,950
    Likes Received:
    27,125
    I have a feeling I’ve heard this one before...
     
    #4130
    Uber_Hoop, Jun 12, 2018
    Wooperts_duck and kiwiqpr like this.

  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    110,485
    Likes Received:
    215,197
    teach me to start at the bottom of a page
     
    #4131
    kiwiqpr, Jun 12, 2018
    Wooperts_duck and Uber_Hoop like this.
  12. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4132
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 12, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, Uber_Hoop and kiwiqpr like this.
  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    14,385
    Likes Received:
    9,125
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4133
    GroveRanger, Jun 13, 2018
    kiwiqpr, Wooperts_duck and Uber_Hoop like this.
  14. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4134
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 13, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, kiwiqpr and Uber_Hoop like this.
  15. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4135
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 13, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, kiwiqpr and Uber_Hoop like this.
  16. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    Beware of counterfeit England shirts for sale on eBay.
    please log in to view this image
    please log in to view this image
    please log in to view this image


    please log in to view this image
     
    #4136
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 14, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, Devonhoop, Uber_Hoop and 1 other person like this.
  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    Slow Cooker for sale - £35.00

    please log in to view this image
     
    #4137
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 14, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, mkranger71.2 and kiwiqpr like this.
  18. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    Ireland, Wales and Scotland fans all enjoying themselves in Russia before the start of the World Cup......

    please log in to view this image
     
    #4138
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 14, 2018
    Makemstine Roger and kiwiqpr like this.
  19. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    14,385
    Likes Received:
    9,125
    I got the Knights Templar to concrete my kitchen floor, they've set up a new company especially for jobs like this. It's called Assassin Screed.
     
    #4139
    GroveRanger, Jun 15, 2018
    kiwiqpr, mkranger71.2, Uber_Hoop and 2 others like this.
  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,272
    Likes Received:
    263,191
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4140
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 15, 2018
    Makemstine Roger, kiwiqpr, mkranger71.2 and 1 other person like this.
Page 207 of 839

Share This Page