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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    When customer data allows businesses to create highly targeted advertising....

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    ++Syria Update++

    The French have surrendered after an initial volley of missiles and the Italians have changed sides twice already
     
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    I’m having regular sex with a blind woman. The sex is amazing, but it’s not easy getting her husband’s voice right...
     
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    DC comics are moving with the times by introducing their first transgender character.

    Anyway, wonder if it's a woman will be out very soon...
     
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    I wonder if Shefford would comment on this!
     
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    I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings'. Apparently Gollum was once a normal man. But wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life.

    Must be the same ring I put on when I got married.
     
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    Has Katie Price/Jordan died ?!

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    Just want to thank a few people for helping with my preparation for this years London Marathon.

    SCS for the sofa, LG for the TV, Hovis and Walls for the bacon sandwich.
     
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    Thats like owing your own Porsche and owning a home in France.
     
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    New Premier League Football Table......

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    I was at the Toys R Us closing down sale, yesterday.

    "Where can I find the Terminator Action figures?", I asked the assistant.

    "Aisle B, Back..", he said.
     
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    People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
    But take a look at me now.
     
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    The Beckhams are ageing........

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    Did you see the Scotsman who collapsed in the Commonwealth Games marathon?

    Apparently, it was the moment he realised all his loose change had fallen through a hole in his back pocket!
     
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    My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes...
     
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