My wife was yelling at me again the other day for drinking brake fluid, "dont you worry about it" I told her, "im not addicted to it,i can stop whenever I want" .....
Cigarettes and alcohol have warning labels on them because they are addictive, dangerous and destroy lives. And yet women are just allowed to roam about freely!
It's fortunate that Islam is the Religion of Peace. Can you imagine the problems we might have if it were ...violent?
Police have revealed some of the ridiculous calls still being made to 999. Some are calling to report assaults, rape and burglary. One guy even used 999 to report a murder, meaning it’s jamming the lines for people wanting to report hate crime.
So many kind and heroic stories coming out about #WinnieMandela. I’ll never forget the time I’d broken down just outside Cape Town. Winnie stopped and got out the car & asked what was wrong & I said I had a tire problem. “Why? Won’t it light properly, “she said. Amazing woman.
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Thousands of people have gathered outside Nelson Mandela house after the death of his wife. Delboy and Rodney have told them all to f*ck off!
My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party. So I invited a couple of her friends over and made them clean the house.
A bloke bought a new Lexus and returned the next day complaining that the radio didn"t work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated."Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. He drove away happy and, for the next few days, every time he"d say,"Beethoven", he"d get beautiful classical music, If he said, "Beatles!" he"d get one of their massive hits.... and so on. He was so pleased and impressed with his car. One day, a carload of teenagers ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car, but he swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" he yelled..... and The French National Anthem began to play.
