I bet those big hairy arsed rapists in prison can't wait for Ant MacPartlin to arrive. They haven't had Newcastle Brown for years........
Mens handy hints No 1. If your girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say, "I’m glad you don’t dress like that."
The Irish government has advised local councils to save money on lollipop men and women by moving all the schools over to the other side of the road......
Son: Dad, why did you and Mum call my sister Teresa? Dad: Because it’s an anagram of Easter and your mum loves Easter Son: Thanks dad Dad: You’re welcome Alan
Teacher to Tommy “If I gave you two apples, and when you get home your Uncle gave you one, what would you have?” Tommy replied “Two apples and a sore arse!”
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing maths quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works! Movie Test: Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Movie List: 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 18. Toy Story
